This bastard was in a self-help program? For what? Square-jawed, cleft-chin sufferers? Handsome Bastards Anonymous?

Susan Juby
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  1. In the future if my mother tries to shame me with her disapproval, I will let her know in no uncertain terms that I reject her and all of her codependent baggage. I am Codependent No More.

  2. Wetting one's pants is no kind of self-esteem builder.

  3. Got anything to eat?" I asked." You know where the gas station is, " said my incredibly nurturing and maternal mother.

  4. I had this vision of the two of us holding hands or getting into some light petting behind shower curtains or up in the fencing aisle or some shit.

  5. I think MacGregor might be a genius. Anyone so oblivious to the horror of the human world must be.

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